Government white coats rarely name the animals in their labs. Consider Bob (formerly gov ID #CZNIAF), whose journey from FOIA to Freedom we recently detailed.

Instead of names, dogs used in taxpayer-funded experiments are often identified by tattoos, like this beagle in Dr. Anthony Fauci’s own NIAID lab.

Naming an animal strengthens your bond with them. It’s harder to harm an animal when you have that bond…which is precisely why it’s so rare to see named animals in government labs.

But “rarely” doesn’t mean “never,” and new documents obtained by White Coat Waste Project (WCW) via Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests prove it.

WCW’s new FOIA investigation reveals Fauci-funded white coats at the University of Georgia named female beagles after famous TV characters, and male beagles after famous musicians…and then tortured and killed them in sand fly experiments.

We exposed these experiments in WCW’s second #BeagleGate exposé. To summarize: Fauci’s NIAID wasted $424,000 of your tax money on a study at UGA, which involved giving 28 healthy beagles an experimental drug, then infesting them with flies that carried disease-causing parasites. The records we obtained showed that the dogs “vocalized in pain” during the experiments.

And now we know these ill-fated beagles’ names.

These names should be familiar to most TV viewers. Three dogs were named Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel. (“The One Where Monica and Phoebe and Rachel Get Eaten Alive by Flies” sounds like a terrible episode).

Here is the complete list of female dogs used in Dr. Fauci’s UGA fly experiments:

NAME	HOW IT STARTED	HOW IT’S GOING
Rachel (Friends)
Monica (Friends)
Phoebe (Friends)
DJ (Full House)
Kimmie (Full House)
Stephanie (Full House)
Michelle (Full House)
Blossom (Blossom)
Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls)
Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls)
Lane (Gilmore Girls)

Rory (Gilmore Girls)

Sookie (Gilmore Girls)
Lorelai (Gilmore Girls)

We wish we had better news, but all 14 of the female beagles abused in UGA’s experiments have been killed.

The names of the 14 male dogs who’ve likely been killed by now are:

Bon Jovi, Ozzy, Lynyrd, Garth, George, Vince, Travis, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Eminem, Jay-Z, Ice Cube, and Snoop Dogg. 

From Blossom to Snoop Dogg… killed by wasteful government spending.

Snoop Dogg may have just purchased Death Row Records…but we don’t think this is what he had in mind.

TAKE ACTION: Tell Congress to stop Fauci’s NIAID dog experiments by passing the PAAW Act!